I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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