I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
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and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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