Sry I called you an 8
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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