Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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