I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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