atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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