Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Pants are for mortals
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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