i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
