I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
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nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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