There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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