Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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