Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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