Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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