So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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