my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
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I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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