Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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