That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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