i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Randomize
