Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
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He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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