Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
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I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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