if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
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There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
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In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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