yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I have post one night stand depression
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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