Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
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I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
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Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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