You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
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He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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