You smell like stripper and shame
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
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the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
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he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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