It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
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it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
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PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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