I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
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I just blew my weed a kiss
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
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Do you have feelings for this penis?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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