office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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