I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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