I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
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Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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