let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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