do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
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I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
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We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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