He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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