just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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