She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
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I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
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I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Couch. On fire.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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