Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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