my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
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usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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