Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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