That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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