i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
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So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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