Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
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This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
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I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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