happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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