he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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