You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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