that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
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i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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