apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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