She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
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I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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