i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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