She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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