Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
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he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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