distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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