Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
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I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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